(Source: previouslyflaubertes)

moriar-t-e-a:

ladiesloveduranduran:

letmartyhandlethis:

sherc0ck-holmes:

“There’s not a star on the cement that we can’t reach.”

“YOU DON’T KNOW WHERE STARS ARE BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE SOLAR SYSTEM.”

WHY

YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE SOLAR SYSTEM

somethingwhovian:

THE OXFORD COMMA IS A NECESSARY PIECE OF PUNCTUATION AND IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL PUNCH-UATE YOU IN THE FACE

I did an interview once where I was asked who I found attractive and I went on about cartoons and Nala from 'The Lion King' - and it's a bit weird but various of my ex-girlfriends actually did look like Nala.

“Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.”

topsecretvaljeanxjavertbloge:

fyi this is what weve gotten out of victor hugos masterpiece

(Source: lovegood-and-boswell)

conciente:

centipedehoez:

andrewkurbiko:

Breathtaking view of the Milky Way from the surface of Mars

the universe is amazing

it really is

(Source: kurbique)